TOP TEN REASONS TO VISIT THREE STRANDS:

10.  It’s painless unless no one catches you when you stage dive

9.    We promise not to overuse words we can’t spell

8.    We offer an early bird special

7.    100% real (No additives or preservatives)

6.    Complimentary invisible shirt for your imaginary friend

5.    Our preacher has kicked his hairspray habit

4.    Two words: Free Food

3.    No perfect people – none of the time

2.    Our messages aren’t as long as the line at the DMV

1.    What other church would invite you to “tie one on?”